Wednesday, June 24, 2009

life's short.

oh and this morning i had a random conversation with my kidney and liver.

liver: if you want to torture us. do it now. do it when we're strong. but please don't do it ten years down the road.
kidney: yea. please please please listen to us. i know not everybody has the gift of hearing their organs speak but you're special. and because you ARE special, you can only torture us now. with pig trotters thrice a week, and all the random shitty food you are taking. don't regret ten years down the road because we would not be speaking to you by then and we definitely would not be in favour of what you are doing now.

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